Tag Archives: Wish I Was Drunk

Top 5 Songs For a Broken Heart.

By Vanessa | Published: November 20, 2009
5. Thieves Like Us – Your Heart Feels This song is best listened to mid-way through the broken heart process: you’ve moved on long enough not to sniff things they gave you and weep, but not enough to talk to them without wanting to pee. It’s a bit like a 2000s The Rat, but about [...]
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Why Am I Still Single?

By Vanessa | Published: November 7, 2009
Once, at my parents’ annual New Year’s Day party, a friend of the family asked why I was still single. Though the first thing I wanted to say was “Why are you still such a nosy bitch?” but instead I smiled politely and said I hadn’t met the right person. As I turned to get [...]
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The Heart Has Its Reasons – Episode 1

By Vanessa | Published: October 28, 2009
In the first of what will hopefully be many videos my lovely lovely best friend Alexander Fury and I consider the question “Why Am I Single?” That refers to me, sadly, as he has an equally lovely boyfriend. Bastard. FYI, the choice of such a flowery name for this show will become clear within seconds. [...]
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Honesty And Sobriety: Not Always The Best Policies.

By Vanessa | Published: October 26, 2009
Recently I gave up drinking. At first I stopped drinking at all, just to see if I could. It wasn’t as hard as I thought it would be, so since then I have been allowing myself a maximum of one slightly drunk night a month, no more than 3 drinks at other times, and both [...]
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