Tag Archives: What Would Joan Holloway Do?
Lipstick On Your Collar.
For the last week and a half I have been looking for a lipstick. Not any old lipstick, I found 100s of those, but the lipstick. One that will make me look like a lady, and that will not rub off all over cups, cigarettes, and boys’ faces.
Back in this post I mentioned a party [...]
B.A.B.Y.
Someday, in my uterus, where nothing other than blood, lining, and maybe a few lonely sperm cells have been, there may be, A BABY. Although I don’t particularly want one any time soon, or for a long time at all really, the thought sometimes enters my head and plagues me for days. Maybe it’s a [...]
Posted in Babies Also tagged I Choose My Choice!, I Love Having Anxiety, This Is Not Creepy, What If It's Not Cute? 1 Comment
Top 5 Songs For a Broken Heart.
5. Thieves Like Us – Your Heart Feels
This song is best listened to mid-way through the broken heart process: you’ve moved on long enough not to sniff things they gave you and weep, but not enough to talk to them without wanting to pee. It’s a bit like a 2000s The Rat, but about feeling [...]
Honesty And Sobriety: Not Always The Best Policies.
Recently I gave up drinking. At first I stopped drinking at all, just to see if I could. It wasn’t as hard as I thought it would be, so since then I have been allowing myself a maximum of one slightly drunk night a month, no more than 3 drinks at other times, and both [...]
Posted in Not So Sexy Times Also tagged Compliments, It Happened To Me, Mistakes, Wish I Was Drunk, You're Beautiful But You're Probably 19 7 Comments
What’s Your Favourite Number?
Back in the day, which was a Wednesday if you check, men assumed their wives were virginal, and women that their husbands were super studs, so I hear. Blissful sexist ignorance it may have been, but everything changes with time. These days everyone wants to know what came before them (literally and figuratively) and so [...]
Posted in Relationships, Sexy Times Also tagged Sexy Sex Sex Sex, This Post's Title Was Ripped From A Really Good Song, Wear a Condom Duh 5 Comments
Date ‘Em All!
While there will be times when your diary is as barren as a desert and you find yourself accepting almost any invitation at others there’ll only be one word to describe life: mantastic!
Dating two, three, or four, or more, people at once is not for the faint hearted. Skittering from date to date with an ever-changing cast of hotties will take all your skills to keep things from spiraling out of control. So take a deep breath and read on…
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