Tag Archives: Sexy Sex Sex Sex

Do You Remember The First Time?

By Vanessa | Published: March 4, 2010

Between the ages of 12 and 17 I was kissed precisely three times. First after my 12 birthday by my childhood crush (I screamed and kicked him in the legs) then aged 17 at a party where I got so drunk I passed out face down on the grass. The third time was by the [...]

Posted in Not So Sexy Times | Also tagged I Choose My Choice!, It Happened To Me, It's Ok Cos I Was Young Then, My Special Flower, This Post's Title Was Ripped From A Really Good Song, Wear a Condom Duh | 2 Comments

Three is NOT The Magic Number.

By Vanessa | Published: November 13, 2009

Reading Platform’s piece on one guy’s distinctly unsavoury experiences with threesomes got me thinking about how shitty threesomes are. Logistically they’re a total nightmare: who has the time and resources to arrange one with three sane flexible people? And once you’re in the swing of it who’s going to be the facilitator making sure everyone’s having [...]

Posted in Not So Sexy Times, Sexy Times | Also tagged It Happened To Me, It's Ok Cos I Was Young Then, Mistakes, Platform Magazine, This Post's Title Was Ripped From A Really Good Song, Wear a Condom Duh | 3 Comments

5 Infallible Pieces of Advice.

By Vanessa | Published: November 4, 2009

1. Always wear a condom. Like duh. Duh duh and OHMYGOD DUH. There are so many freaking things that can infect, inhabit, and eat away at your genitals that it’s just not worth taking a chance. Also, if you get a scary sore on your genitals go get it checked! Alexi Wasser’s awesome blog reminded me of [...]

Posted in Advice, Dates, Relationships, STIs | Also tagged B.A.N.A.N.A.S, It's Ok Cos I Was Young Then, Mistakes, Probably Need To Stop Referencing io9 Stuff, Scary Sores, STIs, Watchmen, You ARE A Unique Snowflake! | 2 Comments

What’s Your Favourite Number?

By Vanessa | Published: October 23, 2009

Back in the day, which was a Wednesday if you check, men assumed their wives were virginal, and women that their husbands were super studs, so I hear. Blissful sexist ignorance it may have been, but everything changes with time. These days everyone wants to know what came before them (literally and figuratively) and so [...]

Posted in Relationships, Sexy Times | Also tagged This Post's Title Was Ripped From A Really Good Song, Wear a Condom Duh, What Would Joan Holloway Do? | 5 Comments

Did We Sleep Together?

By Vanessa | Published: October 19, 2009

It was a party in Peckham, I think I was wearing a ruff, and I know was drunk. On the other side of the dance floor was an attractive young man. He smiled at me, and I ambled over. We chatted about whatever it is two people witter about at 5am in a freezing cold [...]

Posted in Sexy Times | Also tagged B.A.N.A.N.A.S, It Happened To Me, Oh Shizz, Why Bother? | 6 Comments