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When I was a kid I told my mum that when I grew up I wanted ‘a red car, red dress, and red stilettos’ much like, it turns out, Cassandra in Wayne’s World. Though she looks totally sweet in a hair metal groupie sort of way, and I have always admired the work of [...]
B.A.B.Y.
Someday, in my uterus, where nothing other than blood, lining, and maybe a few lonely sperm cells have been, there may be, A BABY. Although I don’t particularly want one any time soon, or for a long time at all really, the thought sometimes enters my head and plagues me for days. Maybe it’s a [...]
Posted in Babies Also tagged I Love Having Anxiety, This Is Not Creepy, What If It's Not Cute?, What Would Joan Holloway Do? 1 Comment
Choose Your Own Adventure.
When I was a teenager I thought I wanted fast cars, fast people, bright lights and the big city. My life was so mundane that I wanted someone to come and sweep me away into a new one. So I waited patiently for someone to spin my world around but they didn’t come. My brain [...]
The Heart Has Its Reasons – Episode 1
In the first of what will hopefully be many videos my lovely lovely best friend Alexander Fury and I consider the question “Why Am I Single?” That refers to me, sadly, as he has an equally lovely boyfriend. Bastard. FYI, the choice of such a flowery name for this show will become clear within seconds. [...]
Posted in Videos Also tagged Alexander Fury, Books, My BFF Is A Mean Old Queer, OMG KILL ME NOW, Why Bother?, Wish I Was Drunk 4 Comments
Where Do I Go?
I guess it’s always good to start with the classics when going through date locations, after all they’re probably classics for a reason! So let’s start with the timeless dinner date.
Personally I love dinner dates: if you pick the right spot they’re warm, cosy, last just the right amount of time, and if you’re [...]
STI Of The Month – Syphilis!
Ah syphilis! Catch this and you’ll be in the company of Baudelaire, Wilde, Hitler, Nietzsche, and my number one historical hunk Beau Brummell. Easily treated, but difficult to spot, syphilis is often mistaken for dozens of other ailments, and incorrectly treated due to its relative current obscurity.
It starts with one, or more, small painless sores [...]
Posted in STIs Also tagged Beau Brummel, Mistakes, Scary Sores, STIs, Wear a Condom Duh Leave a comment

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