Tag Archives: I Choose My Choice!

Do You Remember The First Time?

By Vanessa | Published: March 4, 2010
Between the ages of 12 and 17 I was kissed precisely three times. First after my 12 birthday by my childhood crush (I screamed and kicked him in the legs) then aged 17 at a party where I got so drunk I passed out face down on the grass. The third time was by the [...]
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Navigate-Colours

By Vanessa | Published: January 30, 2010
When I was a kid I told my mum that when I grew up I wanted ‘a red car, red dress, and red stilettos’ much like, it turns out, Cassandra in Wayne’s World. Though she looks totally sweet in a hair metal groupie sort of way, and I have always admired the work of [...]
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B.A.B.Y.

By Vanessa | Published: January 8, 2010
Someday, in my uterus, where nothing other than blood, lining, and maybe a few lonely sperm cells have been, there may be, A BABY. Although I don’t particularly want one any time soon, or for a long time at all really, the thought sometimes enters my head and plagues me for days. Maybe it’s a [...]
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5 Things Not To Do If You’re Lonely.

By Vanessa | Published: November 27, 2009
1. Call an ex. Speaking to your ex will only make your current singledom all the more unbearable, and if you’re foolish enough to meet up bad things could happen. Worse than sex things. Like telling him how lonely you are, how much you miss him, or that you think you’re (still) in love with him. [...]
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Choose Your Own Adventure.

By Vanessa | Published: November 16, 2009
When I was a teenager I thought I wanted fast cars, fast people, bright lights and the big city. My life was so mundane that I wanted someone to come and sweep me away into a new one. So I waited patiently for someone to spin my world around but they didn’t come. My brain [...]
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The Heart Has Its Reasons – Episode 1

By Vanessa | Published: October 28, 2009
In the first of what will hopefully be many videos my lovely lovely best friend Alexander Fury and I consider the question “Why Am I Single?” That refers to me, sadly, as he has an equally lovely boyfriend. Bastard. FYI, the choice of such a flowery name for this show will become clear within seconds. [...]
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Where Do I Go?

By Vanessa | Published: October 8, 2009
I guess it’s always good to start with the classics when going through date locations, after all they’re probably classics for a reason! So let’s start with the timeless dinner date. Personally I love dinner dates: if you pick the right spot they’re warm, cosy, last just the right amount of time, and if you’re [...]
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STI Of The Month – Syphilis!

By Vanessa | Published: October 3, 2009
Ah syphilis! Catch this and you’ll be in the company of Baudelaire, Wilde, Hitler, Nietzsche, and my number one historical hunk Beau Brummell. Easily treated, but difficult to spot, syphilis is often mistaken for dozens of other ailments, and incorrectly treated due to its relative current obscurity. It starts with one, or more, small painless sores [...]
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