Category Archives: Dates

Beauty And The Slightly Beastly Girl.

Someone once told me they were glad to be called shallow because it meant they were attractive enough to have that luxury. While this was, on their behalf, an utter fallacy, it’s an interesting idea. Shallowness is one of those things that we all fall prey to, and when we do, we tell ourselves it’s [...]
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Say It Ain’t So.

During London Fashion Week there are only two things to do: work like a donkey and drink to celebrate no longer working like a donkey. Though my involvement in LFW has, until recently, been fairly minimal I can’t refuse a party with free booze and so it was at one of these strange sleep deprived [...]
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5 Infallible Pieces of Advice.

1. Always wear a condom. Like duh. Duh duh and OHMYGOD DUH. There are so many freaking things that can infect, inhabit, and eat away at your genitals that it’s just not worth taking a chance. Also, if you get a scary sore on your genitals go get it checked! Alexi Wasser’s awesome blog reminded me of [...]
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My Worst Date Ever Ever EVER

A few years ago I was living at my parent’s house in Massachusetts and feeling a tad lonely.  So, like the productive, go-getting gal I am I joined OkCupid (for the first time). Within minutes of finishing my profile I was shopping for boys with gay abandon, and found a pretty hipster who liked all [...]
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Where Do I Go?

I guess it’s always good to start with the classics when going through date locations, after all they’re probably classics for a reason! So let’s start with the timeless dinner date. Personally I love dinner dates: if you pick the right spot they’re warm, cosy, last just the right amount of time, and if you’re [...]
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Was That A Date?

It seems that with some friendships, no matter how platonic they start out, sex lingers in the background. After all you get on so well that taking it a step further is only natural, right? Asking a friend out on a date would be strange so testing the waters by engineering a ‘not date’ is totally understandable, right? Right?
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