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HBIC on the move!

Vanessa — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:06:07 +0000

While the weather has been patchy in London in Celebville it’s been sun, sea, sand and hopefully sangria! Let’s see who’s snogging who shall we?

Jude Law and Sienna Miller getting frisky on holiday.
Ok so Jude was/is a skeezy cheater and that’s a terrible, terrible thing, but the look at them now they’re back together! SO EFFING HOT!

Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy.
Even though Muse are worse than listening to someone take a shit in the cubicle next to me, the fact that Bellamy is in a relationship with serial shagger Hudson is fucking bizarre. What do they talk about? Where do they go? Why do I care?

Jason Trawick and Britney Spears.
Look how 100% ordinary they are! It’s perfect!

Above: Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake
Below: Russell Brand and Katy Perry
As an avid cyclist seeing couples on bikes makes me so excited and gooey inside. Also I used to have an enormous crush on Timberlake and I’m sure I once kissed a poster of him goodnight. Ahem.

Oh celebs, I wish we could all be as loved up and beautiful as you!

HBIC in the sun.

Vanessa — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 13:54:08 +0000

The glorious sunshine has brought celebs out of their houses and into the sunshine for us to gawp and coo at. Yay!

Anne Hathaway and Adam Shulman in a town, somewhere, who knows, probably in California, kissing.

Rick Fox and Eliza Dushku (who can do no wrong in my eyes) after competing in a triathlon. They even held hands for part of it!

Freja Beha and Abbey Lee Kershaw shooting the new Chanel campaign. If these two are really really going out then my heart might explode with joy.

This is so adorbs, I want to hop on the back and go with Pink and her husband Carey Hart, wherever they’re going, I really don’t care.

If this sort of cuteness carries on from Spring to Summer I think I might have to go into hibernation early!

Pictures from ONTD and Jezebel.

HBIC and their backups

Vanessa — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 17:36:20 +0000

Height differences, marauding children, and TERRIFYING CHILDHOOD NIGHTMARES are on the menu this week so get ready to squee and SCREAM!

Hayden Panattiere and Wladimir Klitschko (just don’t look at her fake bake, ok?)

Russell Brand and Katy Perry (the couple that gets shakes from Maccy D’s together stays together?)

Reece Witherspoon, Jim Toth, and an umbrella wielding child.

Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn at the Kick-Ass premiere. Amazing dress for a pregnant lady, I love it!

Ice T and the amazing Coco at the Why Did I Get Married Too? premiere.

Eliza Dushku and Ronald MacDonald… wait WTF? GET AWAY ECHO! HE’S NOT WHAT HE SEEMS!

Pictures from ONTD, Starpulse, and Jezebel

HBIC and co!

Vanessa — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:18:05 +0000

Happy Wednesday! Here are some super cute couples being, well, super cute! Ready? Set? START SQUEEING!!

Helena Bonham-Carter and Tim Burton (wearing his newly awarded Officer of the Order of Arts and Letters pin)

Swizz Beatz and Alicia Keys at the Gotham Magazine annual gala

I have to tell you how much I love Swizz’s twitter. It is a constant source of amusement.

Alexander Skarsgård and Kate Bosworth in LA

Ok so it’s a rumour, but I can’t decide if I’m heartbroken, or really pleased….

Oh the adorableness!! I think I’m going to have to have a cup of tea to calm down now.

I’m Just Way Too Into You.

Vanessa — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 19:25:38 +0000

Is it strange to be in crush with not just a celebrity but a celebrity couple? As much as I love love love Drew Barrymore, to the point where I own the autobiography she wrote as a teen I think I actually love her more when she’s dating Justin Long. Something about the completely unabashed way they are together makes me grin childishly everytime I see a picture of them, and so it was with great pleasure I read that they were back together (again). So many celebrity couples, and normal ones too(!), seem to look so bored when they are with each other, or just like they are putting on a show for people around them but these two look so bloody in love that I want to reach into my computer screen and give their cheeks a big old pinch.

Here are some gratuitous images of them being adorable together:

Do you have a celebrity couple crush? Or is it just me and my sentimental heart?