Author Archives: Vanessa

Make It A Date: Blade Runner

Every time I see a make-over show or article one of the biggest questions is "What should I wear on a date?" and inevitably the same black dresses get wheeled out, a pair of boring mid-height heels, and an oh so risque neckline gets slashed into the top of a dress. Yawn yawn yawn. Dressing up for any occasion should be about fun and japes! Stop thinking about what will cinch your waist in or deflect from your big thighs and wear whatever the hell makes you feel happy and look amazing. In this vein I have decided to start plundering some of the best date-worthy looks from my favourite movies, starting with Rachel out of Blade Runner. Now, admittedly, I watched half of this on a tiny telly at ATP back in November, and the rest of it yesterday afternoon, but I can firmly say that style wise this is one of the best films I have ever ever ever seen. Rachel's sharp retro-futuristic look is to totally die for. See? Even as someone who doesn't normally wear shoulder pads I am salivating over that suit. Although the steep lines and close cut may seem hard to handle, there's nothing better than the savvy cut of a tight skirt to make you swing your hips as you walk. Here are some pieces to take Rachel's razor clean tailoring from the celluloid world into date territory:

As for the make-up, well, ok, there's a lot of it, but hey, if it's a first date 'look don't touch kind of thing' (I hear they happen...) then you are totally in luck.
Thick brows, dark smudged eyes, and flushed cheeks provide a striking backdrop for the most delectable scarlet glossy lips. Just grab the items below and start working on your best thousand mile stare.
So there you go, no LBDs, nude lipstick, or control underwear, just pure genetically engineered hotness!! Now all you have to do is get out the hairpins and anchor down those ginormous victory rolls...
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Monday Mondays

Links, pictures, and other amusing tchotchkes to start your week! Man gets married to a pillow: eating pasta dinners in booths, riding rollercoasters… adorable! I want dates like this! Gala Darling’s doing a whole series called ‘The Playgirl’s Guide to Radical Self Love‘ which if you aren’t reading already you should! Amazing tweets from SHOWStudio about the New [...]
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Do You Remember The First Time?

Between the ages of 12 and 17 I was kissed precisely three times. First after my 12 birthday by my childhood crush (I screamed and kicked him in the legs) then aged 17 at a party where I got so drunk I passed out face down on the grass. The third time was by the [...]
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Navigate-Colours

When I was a kid I told my mum that when I grew up I wanted ‘a red car, red dress, and red stilettos’ much like, it turns out, Cassandra in Wayne’s World. Though she looks totally sweet in a hair metal groupie sort of way, and I have always admired the work of [...]
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Vampire Weekends

Recently I was googling how to get rid of lovebites (aka hickeys) and came across a mine of confusing, contradictory advice. Some people swore by ice-packs and tea bags. Others by  toothpaste, arnica cream, or hot compresses. Some people even recommended making them worse so you could pretend that you had a real injury (these [...]
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I’m Just Way Too Into You.

Is it strange to be in crush with not just a celebrity but a celebrity couple? As much as I love love love Drew Barrymore, to the point where I own the autobiography she wrote as a teen I think I actually love her more when she’s dating Justin Long. Something about the completely unabashed [...]
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Lipstick On Your Collar.

For the last week and a half I have been looking for a lipstick. Not any old lipstick, I found 100s of those, but the lipstick. One that will make me look like a lady, and that will not rub off all over cups, cigarettes, and boys’ faces. Back in this post I mentioned a party [...]
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B.A.B.Y.

Someday, in my uterus, where nothing other than blood, lining, and maybe a few lonely sperm cells have been, there may be, A BABY. Although I don’t particularly want one any time soon, or for a long time at all really, the thought sometimes enters my head and plagues me for days. Maybe it’s a [...]
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What I Learned This Year.

Although at one point 2009 seemed like the year that would never end, the last month especially, the finish line is finally in sight so I thought I would make a list of some pertinent things I learned this year. When I say pertinent I mean, ‘really obvious things that most people have probably figured out [...]
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Beauty And The Slightly Beastly Girl.

Someone once told me they were glad to be called shallow because it meant they were attractive enough to have that luxury. While this was, on their behalf, an utter fallacy, it’s an interesting idea. Shallowness is one of those things that we all fall prey to, and when we do, we tell ourselves it’s [...]
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