Nightmares and Boners is a blog about boys, food, pets, Lara Stone’s magnificent boobs, STDs, androids, flowcharts, phobias, families, contraception, Greg Behrendt, wishlists, unicorns, Parker pens, the patterns in everything, relationship questions, Shoreditch, and These New Puritans.
Nightmares and Boners is also a blog about dating.
My name is Vanessa and I write this blog. I like boys with wonky teeth, tight jeans, dazzling plans, and an abundance of wit. I dislike boys who breathe through their mouths or eat offal. My ambitions in life are to be more famous than the Mitford sisters, publish a novel, own a ruby and opal cocktail ring, learn to drive, and meet Kanye West, but probably not in that order.
If you want to find me I’m here: Facebook, Twitter, Last.Fm, and Vimeo. Or you could just send me an email: vanessa@nightmaresandboners.com!
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Nightmares and Boners is a blog about boys, food, pets, Lara Stone’s magnificent boobs, STDs, androids, flowcharts, phobias, families, contraception, Greg Behrendt, wishlists, unicorns, Parker pens, the patterns in everything, relationship questions, Shoreditch, and These New Puritans.
Nightmares and Boners is also a blog about dating.
If you want to find me I’m here: Facebook, Twitter, Last.Fm, and Vimeo. Or you could just send me an email: vanessa@nightmaresandboners.com!