About

Nightmares and Boners is a blog about boys, food, pets, Lara Stone’s magnificent boobs, STDs, androids, flowcharts, phobias, families, contraception, Greg Behrendt, wishlists, unicorns,  Parker pens, the patterns in everything, Shoreditch, and These New Puritans.

My name is Vanessa and I write this blog. My ambitions in life are to be more famous than the Mitford sisters, publish a book, own a ruby and opal cocktail ring, learn to drive, and meet Kanye West, but probably not in that order. I’m the one on the left by the way, not either of the men pulling mad faces, don’t worry.

If you want to find me I’m here: Facebook, Twitter, Last.Fm, and Vimeo. Or you could just send me an email: vanessa@nightmaresandboners.com!