Comments on: Vampire Weekends

By: Vanessa

Vanessa — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 14:44:13 +0000

What is vitamin K? Is it like arnica cream? I once tried that to get rid of bruises but it was rubbish and smelt totally mad.

But surely if you do that stuff it’s just going to go away in the same amount of time it’d normally take? Turtle necks, scarves, and saying “Yeah what?” are my preferred techniques…

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 14:24:20 +0000

I am assuming it will be the same as a black eye sustained in a Balmain-induced hate crime.

Thus you apply a cold compress first to stop blood flowing to the bruised area (which makes it worse), then after a day or so heat to open the veins.

Or wear lots of turtlenecks. Easier than hiding a black eye yeah?

By: gherkingirl

gherkingirl — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 14:14:23 +0000

Vitamin K cream is amazing at getting rid of hickeys. I use to help myself to the Peter Thomas Roth eyecream at work and even though it would make you eyes water at the £95 price tag, it got rid of the gigantic lovebite I had that covered most of my neck and had a set of teeth marks in it…all within a day. Saved me getting fired.

You can get cheaper versions in health food shops. Bloody marvellous stuff!